Tuesday, February 12, 2008

On the lite side: Subject: Retirement Planning

RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one
year ago,
it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the
original
$1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than
$5.00 left.


If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines
stock you
would have $36.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of
beer one year
ago, drank all the beer, then
turned in the cans for the
aluminum recycling
REFUND, You would have had $214.00.


Based on the above, the best current investment
advice is
to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

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